There once was a student names Bass
Who didn't like driving to class
"Why study this junk?
I know I will flunk,
There's a road sign that says, 'Do not pass.'"

There was a young man from Carlisle
Who sharpened his teeth with a file.
" It helps me to chew
When I eat barbeque
And I like how they look when I smile."

There was a young man from Monroe
Who complained changing planes was too slow.
But the last time he flew
He was told by the crew
He'd been on three non-stops in a row.

There was a young man named McGee
Who measured how well you could see.
He tested my eyes
And it took a few tries,
But I think that I saw a big "E."

There was a young lady named Jane
Who liked exercising her brain.
But she got caught off guard
When she practiced too hard
And wound up with a very bad sprain.

There was once a young man from Peru
Who claimed Fermat's last theorem was true.
He climbed up on the roof
Shouting, "I've got the proof,"
But it turned out he hadn't a clue.

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