New Funny poems
An elephant once, name of Bruce
Broke all of his chains and got loose.
When informed what he'd earn
If he'd only return
He just laughed at the obvious ruse.
A mathematician named Jason
Solved a previously unknown equation.
There were tears in his eyes
When they gave him a prize:
He'd expected a standing ovation.
A restorer of antiques named Jean
Had a landscape she needed to clean
After taking a break
From the view of a lake
She returned to the grime of the scene.
There once was a dentist from Summit
Who said, “Point out the tooth and I'll numb it.”
When I asked, did he know
If my abscess would grow
He said, “Sing a few bars, and I'll hum it.”
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