An elephant once, name of Bruce
Broke all of his chains and got loose.
	When informed what he'd earn
	If he'd only return
He just laughed at the obvious ruse.

A mathematician named Jason
Solved a previously unknown equation.
	There were tears in his eyes
	When they gave him a prize:
He'd expected a standing ovation. 

A restorer of antiques named Jean
Had a landscape she needed to clean
	After taking a break
	From the view of a lake
She returned to the grime of the scene.

There once was a dentist from Summit
Who said, “Point out the tooth and I'll numb it.”
	When I asked, did he know
	If my abscess would grow
He said, “Sing a few bars, and I'll hum it.”